Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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