I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Holy shit dude........stairs
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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