Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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