Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I deserve this hangover.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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