This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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