your thong is hanging out like whoa
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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