when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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