So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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