just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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