Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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