he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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