My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Alive.
So much puke
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
