why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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