Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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