so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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