i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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