Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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