Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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