I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
