this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I love you.
Bad choice
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