No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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