If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
