i don't like sucking hair
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
