I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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