are you so shy because you have an std?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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