Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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