She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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