i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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