with your own penis?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She even gives head with a lisp.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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