ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
