If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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