i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
