Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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