Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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