I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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