There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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