you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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