Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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