But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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