Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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