We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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