Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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