I'm drive I can fine osifer
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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