i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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