still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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