at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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