Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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