It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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