I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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