Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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