I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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