I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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